1. "Be with someone who talks about you like you put stars in the sky"
    — (via psych-facts)
     

  2. nikkiehagedoorn:

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    floozys:

    famous boys who are getting SERIOUS cash thanks to their 99% teenage girl fanbase yet still spew out negative shit about teenage girls, annoy me to no fucking end

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    i mean anyone being assholes to teenage girls piss me off, but people who are living their dream thanks to the support of teenage girls yet still spit in their faces 

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    (Source: floozys, via coca-cola-company)

     
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  6. hankgreensmoustache:

    arrested developments a little ahead of its time

    (via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

     
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  9. zagreus-taking-time-apart:

    steampoweredsass:

    zagreus-taking-time-apart:

    We teach kids to fear animals like rats, snakes, spiders, etc. that are harmless 99% of the time but do we ever warn them about the real danger

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    WHY DOES IT HAVE TEETH ON ITS TONGUE

    I am a gooseologist and I can tell you that geese live on a healthy diet of children’s souls which can only be properly chewed with unholy tongue teeth

    (via guy)

     
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